ONE MORE THING

Scripture Lesson:  Philippians 4: 4-7

Dr. Matthew S. Brown

December 17, 2006

 

I know a number of members here have enjoyed the frenetic, irreverent, and comically hypochondriacal musings of a struggling and straggling faith seeker named Anne Lamott who wrote Traveling Mercies some years ago.  If worrying were a professional sport, Lamott would be in the Hall of Fame.

 

In her book she talks about a harrowing encounter with an innocent mole, not the kind that dig up the back yard, but the kind that distinguish Robert Di Niro and Julia Roberts from the other movies stars or the kind that prevent you from looking at your Uncle Harold straight on. 

 

She certainly had reason to be aware, her father had suffered with melanoma, but Lamott carried her worries to another level.  I mean, not many of us refer to the dermatologist as “my main mole man.”  Anyway, she arrived for yet another visit to her “mole man,” Stephen, who she says, “has been walking me through my moles for years.

 

She writes, “I show up and I show him my moles, and he usually has one of two reactions:  one is that he claps his hands to his ears and opens his mouth like the guy on the bridge in Edvard Munch’s The Scream.  The other involves a series of gestures:  first his face falls in a sad Buster Keaton way, but he forces himself to make eye contact and whispers ‘I’m sorry’ with more than a hint of sarcasm.

 

And yet, in the midst of one of their many, many visits, the doctor’s boredom was interrupted with one of  those wordless sounds that patients loathe to hear from their doctors.  “Hmmm.”

 

“Hmmm what?”  Lamott asked.

“Well,” he said, “You know what?  I think I’d like to remove this one.”  Lamott says, “He pointed to a small mole on my rib cage.  “There’s something a little… off about this one.”  Off?  Off?”  She says, “I felt suspended and vacuumy, like when you’ve been underwater for too long, or that moment when the drugs have just kicked in and you haven’t had time to adjust to the fact that the kitty can now speak English.  Lamott had led a colorful life up to that point.

 

“Excuse me?”  She asked incredulously.  “My mole is a little off? She asked, as if he’d said her rear end was too big.

 

Well, at that point Lamott’s level of worry was launched to a different altitude.  Do you remember in Star Wars when the Millennium Falcon would shift into hyper-speed and the stars would flash by in a blur?  Let’s just say Lamott was really worried now.  She writes, “I was too young to die – or at least too upset to die.  You don’t want to die when you’re this upset – you get a bad room in heaven with the other hysterics… and the exercise compulsives.  But thinking of heaven made me remember something:  that I believe in God.  And I smote my own forehead. 

 

So I wrote God a note on a scrap of paper.  It said, ‘I am a little anxious.  Help me remember that you are with me even now.  I am going take my sticky finger off the control panel until I hear from you.”  Then I folded up the note and put it in the drawer of the table next to my bed as if it were God’s In box.”

 

And then, she felt a sense of peace.  It was fleeting, but it was definitely there.  When the worries did return she called the specialist’s office and managed to slide into someone’s cancelled appointment in order to have the mole removed.  She asked the doctor if she would get stickers for being brave and he said, “Lots of stickers.”

 

“Then,” she writes, after removing the mole, “he put a bandage over the stitches and sent me on my way.  He said the biopsy would take about a week but that he was 98 percent sure that it was going to be benign.”

“Are those good enough odds for you?” he asked smiling.

“Clearly,” Lamott replied, “you have never worked with me before.”  (Anne Lamott, Traveling Mercies)

 

The mole turned out to be nothing more than another reminder that Lamott was the steroid enhanced Barry Bonds of worriers.

 

Do we have any worriers in the house today?  If we were of another faith tradition, are there those who so resonated with Lamott’s mole encounter that they would with hands raised been muttering along, “Ummm, Ummm!”  “Yes, Lord.”  “Amen.”

 

If we had an altar call for worriers today would the front of the sanctuary look like the door of Target when it opened in the dark after Thanksgiving Day?  Do you worry, fret, agonize, lose sleep over matters large and small?

 

“Rejoice in the Lord always,” Paul encourages us.  “Do not worry about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God.

 

It is a lot easier for me to read that text to you than it will be for me to read it at 11:00, because I don’t know if my wife can hear me reading those words without bursting forth with laughter.  You see, I know how to worry.  I’ve had a black belt in worrying all my life.  I come from good worrying stock. When I would go out to ride my bike my mother would remind me about some tragic bike accident in North Dakota she had read about.  I’ve never lost a job in my life, but periodically my father will, with all the solemnity of the pope ask, “Are they happy with you?”  How do you answer that?  If worrying is genetic, I’ve got it good.  I know how to worry.

 

I worry about what I will say to someone and then, afterward worry about what I said to someone.  I worry that the pepperoni pizza I crave will give me indigestion.  And then I worry that the calcium rich Tums I take to fight it will give me a kidney stone.  Believe me, I know how to worry.

 

If I’m going to meet someone, I worry about arriving late and I worry about arriving too early.  You don’t want the waitress to have the impression that you’ve been stood up.  Nobody wants to hear that sympathetic question, “Would you like to go ahead and order or do you want to wait?”  I know how to worry.

 

Does the tie match the shirt?  Will I be able to get that smudge off of my shoes?  Will a side trip to the dry cleaners make me late for the appointment?  I sure hope the chicken salad doesn’t have onions in it.  Will that traffic light turn yellow before I get to the point of no return?  Will I be rendered to Guantanamo or some Turkish prison if I misplace my boarding pass at the airport?  And where did I park?   O, I know how to worry.  If worrying were a spiritual virtue, Mother Teresa would have nothing on me.

 

And then, Paul has to go and heap guilt on top of my worrying by saying something so cheerful as, “Rejoice always, again I will say, Rejoice.  Let your gentleness be known to everyone.  The Lord is near.  Do not worry about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God.  And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.” 

 

Great!  Now I have to worry about being a spiritual slacker in addition to all my other worries.  But, don’t you think Paul had to be a bit of a worrier, too?  Walking down that road to Damascus, gonna arrest some of those Jesus followers, he hears that James Earl Jones of a voice, “Saul, Saul, why persecuteth, thou me?”  And he’s struck blind!”  Don’t you think he was worrying just a little bit?  You bet he was.  And later he’d be anxious about the potential for murmuring and arguing in Philippi, he’d fret over Peter fretting over the Gentiles, and he was always worrying about what crazy things they’d do next down in Corinth. 

 

And yet, Paul knew that in this life, there was at least the potential for the experience of a peace that is beyond our capacity to understand, other than to know it is a peace that is experienced in the embrace of a loving and present Lord.  Notice, that when he challenges us to rejoice, he is not merely encouraging us to wrap our Christmas wishes with Pabst Blue Ribbons.  No, he says, “Rejoice in the Lord.”  Why, because he says, “The Lord is near.”

 

Now that phrase carries two meanings for us communicated in the liturgical traditions of the church.  At Pentecost we affirm that Christ truly is near to us, and, in fact, is at work within us through the power of the Holy Spirit.  Paul himself, states in Romans 8 that in those soul searing moments when our lives are so turned upside down that we can’t even begin to direct a prayer toward the heavens, “The Spirit intercedes [for you] with sighs too deep for words.”  Do you hear that?  When you can’t pray, the Lord’s Spirit prays for you!  Consider the awe inducing words of Psalm 139:

 

1 O Lord, you have searched me and known me. 2 You know when I sit down and when I rise up; you discern my thoughts from far away. 3 You search out my path and my lying down, and are acquainted with all my ways. 4 Even before a word is on my tongue, O Lord, you know it completely.

Wow!  And there’s more:

7 Where can I go from your spirit? Or where can I flee from your presence? 8 If I ascend to heaven, you are there; if I make my bed in Sheol, you are there. 9 If I take the wings of the morning and settle at the farthest limits of the sea, 10 even there your hand shall lead me, and your right hand shall hold me fast.

 

The Lord is near!  I forget that, sometimes, and worry so needlessly.  How about you?

In Advent, those same words, “The Lord is near,” remind us that God really does have a plan for all this:  this creation, this world, this church, your life.  There will come a time when it all comes together, the pain, the worry gone, the tears wiped from our eyes, the old animosities, grudges, wars and conflicts and uncertainties – never again.  The Lord is near.  And so, in this season we lift up the prayer – “Come, Lord Jesus.”

Listen to Eugene Peterson’s translation of a portion of our Philippian text: 

6 Don't fret or worry. Instead of worrying, pray. Let petitions and praises shape your worries into prayers, letting God know your concerns. 7 Before you know it, a sense of God's wholeness, everything coming together for good, will come and settle you down. It's wonderful what happens when Christ displaces worry at the center of your life.”

 

Terry Gaines was kind enough to lend me her copy of the book the Mom’s Study used last year:  “Having a Mary Heart in a Martha World.”  The author, Joanna Weaver, reminds us of the old saying that worry is like a rocking chair – it gives you something to do , but it doesn’t get you anywhere.  And she raises the question of how many of our worries are nothing more than a waste of time.  How many of our worries are things that deep down we know will never happen?  How many of our worries are about the past – which can’t be changed?  How many of our worries center around criticism by others, mostly untrue?  In fact, one author suggested that much of our toxic worry is based upon nothing more than exaggeration and misinformation.  (Weaver, Having a Mary Heart in a Martha World)

 

How many of our worries are about health, which gets worse with stress?  A member of our Bible Study suggested the question:  How many of our worries arise because we’re trying to stuff one more thing in our lives?  If I could only get that outfit, that house!  If I could squeeze in this one more load of laundry before I leave for the appointment!  Why don’t we try to squeeze three holiday gatherings in one evening so that we don’t offend anyone? 

 

If we could set all these worries aside, what small group of concerns are about real problems that can be solved?   And there is a difference between a worry and a concern.  Weaver quotes a pastor who said that (Now listen up because Terry had this underlined, red-lined and starred, so I think it must be important),  Worry is allowing problems and distress to come between us and the heart of God.  It is the view that God has somehow lost control of the situation and we cannot trust Him.  A legitimate concern presses us closer to the heart of God and causes us to lean and trust on Him all the more.” (Weaver)

 

Let us set aside fruitless worries that we may focus on the concerns that matter:  Feed the hungry, teach the children, house the homeless, welcome the stranger, rejoice with those who rejoice and weep with those who weep, love a family member, a friend, an enemy.  There is plenty to concern us, but we won’t get anywhere shackled by the worries that will not do us, or God’s world any good.

 

Is it not our worries that make our “Joy to the Worlds” sound so out of tune?  So may Paul’s benediction become our mission: 6 Do not worry about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God. 7 And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”  The Lord is near.  Come, Lord Jesus.  Amen.

 

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