“Quenching the Unquenchable”

Old Testament Lesson and Sermon Text:  Exodus 17: 1-17

New Testament Lesson:  John 4:  13-14

Dr. Matthew Brown

September 25, 2005

 

Bunions. The neighbor’s lawn ornaments.  Hangnails.  A child’s messy room.  That first scratch on a new car.  The flat tire on an old car.  All elements on that endless list of things which change our moods from fair to foul, calling forth complaints seasoned with bitterness, complaints you probably didn’t intend to make or hope to make at the beginning of the day.  I don’t think we wake in the morning hoping that this will be the day others will experience us as embittered, irritable, touchy, testy, crotchety, cross, and crabby, but (as with Alexander) some days just turn out that way. 

And yet, there are those sour souls who seem to feed on the negative in every situation.  Before the first bell of the first day of school they are carping about the administration; before you enter the restaurant you can almost sense that companion gearing up to complain about the food and the service; before the sun rises you just know the day will not meet their expectations.

In a church I served years ago, we always knew that Thursday was going to be a dark day, because that was the day that Margie Ann would be volunteering in the office.  She looked innocent enough but by the end of each of those days you were thinking you had just encountered the dark angel of the apocalypse. 

We walked around on eggshells wondering how to communicate without using some innocuous word that would spark yet another harangue of malaise and misery.  I swear, the woman could curdle milk with a word. 

Consider the irony, she was volunteering to answer phones, and she would constantly complain about having to answer the phones, often to the people who were calling in.  People learned not to call on Thursdays.  And when they did call, the rest of us were diving for the phones, hoping to avert a public relations disaster.

Fred Craddock tells the story of a break he took during a speaking engagement at Antioch Christian Church down in the South Carolina low country.  He took a short drive and came upon an old cemetery and decided to get out and walk around a bit.

He says, “I was reading the markers in this cemetery, and I found one section with a huge stone bearing the family name and a lot of burial plots on either side that stretched out for some distance.  This is the low country, with shallow soil and much sand, and for reasons I do not know, many of the graves have concrete slabs over the full length and width of the plot. 

In this large family section, there was a most unusual thing.  All the graves were lined up.  There were small graves for infants and children, and there were adult graves, quite a few of them, but there was one grave in which the marker and the slab indicated that the grave was at a right angle.  All of the other graves were lined up in a row, but this one grave was crosswise or, as we used to say “cattywampus”.   At that angle, it actually took up three burial plots.  I ponder that.  What a careless thing to do.  Why would they do that? 

 

Suddenly I became aware of another man walking around in the cemetery, perhaps for the same reason as I was.  I said to him, “Are you from around here”?

“Yeah”, he said.  “You’re looking at that grave, aren’t you?”

”Yes.”

 

“I knew that fellow.”  The grave marker recorded that the man had died in 1994 in his seventies.  “We were in the same church.  I knew him well.  Knew him all my life.”  I said, “Why this burial at an angle?”

“Well, the family wanted that, and the church agreed”.

“But why”?

“Because that’s the kind of guy he was”.

I said, “What do you mean, ‘That’s the kind of guy he was?’”

“He was crossways with everybody and everything.  We never knew him to be pleased about anything at home or at church.  ‘Well, why’s she doing that?’ he’d say, or ‘Why’d they ask him to do that?’ or ‘Well, he’s the wrong one to be doing this,’ or ‘Well, I wonder who decided to do that?’  He said that kind of stuff all the time, all the time, and the family decided they wouldn’t try to change him just because he was dead.  So they buried him crosswise.”

“That was an awful thing to do,” I said.

”They wanted it to be a witness.  The family said if God wants to straighten him out then God can straighten him out.  But he left here just like he lived.”

Some folks just live cattywampus, don’t they?  But I don’t think most people aspire to be the class curmudgeon.  Some days you just wind up playing that role without even knowing you had auditioned for it.

Maybe you’ve heard the story my neighbor told me this week.  The Navy discovered a man who had been marooned on a deserted island for quite some time.  He was the island’s only resident, but the rescue party couldn’t help but notice that there were three huts situated in that sliver of real estate.  When they asked him about it, he said, “Well, that first hut is where I live, and it has worked well.  That second hut there is where I go to church.”  The Navy Seal team asked, “Well, what then is that third structure?”  And the man said, “Oh that, That is where I used to go to church.”

Of course, it seems that in our passage today, Moses had a whole class of curmudgeons.  If you want to walk where Moses walked, talk to the people at Burke Christian tours, but if you want to experience some of what Moses experienced, try chairing a committee. 

I recently attended my first homeowner’s association meeting.  O my!  The meeting had not even started, in truth, the association hadn’t even been established.  And yet, as you looked around the circle, you could see pursed lips, heightened emotions, guns cocked.  Let me just tell you that there are few things more unattractive than an adult wearing the scowl of a 10 year old.  It scared me!  And I wasn’t even involved in the meeting.

The people of Moses’ extended Holy Land Wilderness Tour were angry.  They had developed sort of a hostile mob mentality, adopting the policy that if Moses did it, said it, thought it, it must be wrong.

And, honestly, to a certain extent the people may have had a legitimate complaint.  Moses may have needed to shore up his leadership skills.  Sometimes our leaders are not those who are the best equipped.  They’re just the ones who couldn’t figure out a way to say no when asked.  As the complaints continued to mount, Moses could have benefited from a good workshop on organizational planning.  I read this week an old Hungarian proverb that says, "If one person calls you a horse laugh at him. If a second person calls you a horse think about it. If a third person calls you a horse, buy a saddle."

After the miracle at the sea and before they headed out to the arid desert wilderness, it might have been a good idea for Moses to gather a few civil engineering minds to come up with a plan for transporting some water with them.  For he had to know that they wouldn’t make it far without it.

In fact, a child hasn’t turned many pages in a science book before he or she understands how critical water is to life itself.  Though the complaining of the people was somewhat south of gracious and trusting, their fears were real.  Would dehydration destroy the promise of God?  Would visions and hopes of the promised land evaporate in the scorching heat of the desert?

Well, as is so often the case in scripture, God takes all our complaints, all our mismanagement, all our fears, all our grumblings and somehow as God combines and stirs all these bitter and untasteful elements, an amazing transformation occurs.  That which is grace becomes that which is grace.

From the same mountain where they would receive the covenant of the law, God has Moses strike a rock with the very staff he had used to make the Nile turn red.  But what had been used to signify death, now signifies life as water gushes forth and the people drink from it.

Of course, the people will thirst again and the people will complain again.  However, if we follow the theme of water through the Bible we begin to understand that yes, water is life, but more than that, water is a powerful symbol of the giver of life, who sustains not only our bodies but also our spirits, our hopes, the deepest thirsts of our hearts. 

To a people sensing separation from God, the prophet Isaiah offers this hope:  “With joy you will draw waters from the well of salvation.”  Again, Isaiah proclaims the hope of the Lord, “For I will pour water on the thirsty land, and streams on the dry ground; I will pour out my spirit on your descendants and my blessing on your offspring. (Isn’t that what we just enacted with Kyle a few moments ago?)

Listen to this contrast offered by the prophet Jeremiah:

“Cursed are those who trust in mere mortals and make mere flesh their strength, whose hearts turn away from the Lord...  They shall be like a shrub in the desert, and shall not see when relief comes.  They shall live in the parched places of the wilderness, in an uninhabited salt land.

Blessed are those who trust in the Lord, whose trust is the Lord.  They shall be like a tree planted by water, sending out its roots by the stream.  It shall not fear when heat comes.”

What is it that truly slakes our thirst in life?  Jesus puts it very clearly when, sitting by a well, he says to a woman whose life had been drained dry of hope:  “Everyone who drinks of this water will be thirsty again, but those who drink of the water that I will give them will never be thirsty.  The water that I will give will become in them a spring of water gushing up to eternal life.”

Our thirst is often caused by our ill-fated efforts to quench that thirst apart from God.  But listen to what the writer of Proverbs says, “Like cold water to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far country.”

 

Well, that far country would give us a savior who took all our complaints, all our discontents, all our thirsts upon himself as he was lifted high on a cross.  And yet again, God transforms that which is groce into that which is grace.  So come thou fount of every blessing, and tune our hearts to sing thy praise. 

 

Amen.